Funny Pictures of Dogs and Puppies

We got these questions from Winston’s website

1. Your age? I am eight months old today!
2. Your age when came to live with your people? About twelve weeks.
3. What color is the collar you’re wearing right now? I like to be au natural when I’m inside.
4. Who is your favorite person other than the people you live with? My grandma’s, grandpa’s, my two aunties, my mommy’s friend Aldís and everyone that gives me a hug.
5. How much do you weigh? Around ten pounds.
6. Most expensive thing you’ve ever chewed up? Shoes, shoes and shoes. Did I tell you I like shoes?
7. Do you like other Dogs? Yes, I like to tease them and run away before they catch me.
8. Who is your best non-human friend? My purple loofa dog and my octopus.
9. Squeaky Toys or Tennis Balls? Squeaky. I know how to squeak most of my toys. Even during the night when people sleep.
10. Do you like to be brushed? I think it’s kinda weird but it’s comfy sometimes.
11. Peanut Butter or Cheese? Do I have to pick just one?
12. Do your people cut your toenails? Yes, and my mom is dreading the next one. Last time she had to run to the pharmacy for some septic powder while I almost bled to death in my dad’s lap (dramatization by Panda)
13. Any formal education? I am home schooled at the moment.
14. Couch potato or Energizer Bunny? Energizer bunny, although my parents had read about Pug’s being couch potatoes before they got me. Man, were they in for a surprise!
15. Five nicknames your people call you? Shrimp, Pandarina, shrimp-tail, wrinkle-face and jiggly.
16. What is your best trick? Sitting for treats and understanding certain words. Does farting count?
17. Do you like kitties? I have a aunt kitty in Iceland. I’m hoping to meet her someday, after she has her claws cut.
18. What did you have for breakfast? Dogfood. I got some Cheesecake after dinner though.
19. Can you hunt (aka have you ever killed anything living)? I hunt everyday. I have a pile of colorful animals in a box in the hallway. Someday I’ll have a BBQ.
20. When & why was the last time you went to the V.E.T.? When I got S.P.A.Y.E.D. but I’m going back tomorrow. I planning on farting a lot.
21. Where do you sleep at night? In my bed or crate. Mommy and daddy don’t let me sleep in the bed anymore cause I won’t go to sleep until late. I like to go under the covers and attack their legs. They just don’t see the fun in it like me.
22. Do you like to swim? I like to take baths but it’s to shallow to swim in.
23. Can you make puppies? I’ve babysat some puggers before at a pug meetup and let me tell you, it’s hard work. You know how kids are.
24. Your favorite place to visit? I like to go outside and to the petstore. I also like to go to mommy’s school and bug people that are trying to learn something.
25. Do you give kisses? Yes, but it’s only because I like the taste of people. Yummy!
26. Can you potty on command? It happens.
27. To Cuz or not to Cuz? Of cuz.